hi i’m austin my hobbies include acting like a cunt to my ex boyfriend and nothing else
a short story: about two weeks ago a kid in my sisters grade was caught JACKING OFF to another guy DURING SPANISH CLASS how fucked up is that like he finished and everything wtf..
aPPARENTLY i am just going to listen to t-shirt by shontelle ALL nigHT long
freaking out because i don’t have plans tomorrow night… someone invite me somewhere, eeeeek
- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell